using my amazing deductive powers I have discovered a dirty secret within the inbox web3 community, that a
mr rami is actually mr steve jobs undercover to steal british secrets


Rami Jobs | Steve Jobs |
---|---|
Comes from Syria | Comes from Syria |
Has a secret love for the UK | Has a secret love for America |
CEO of a tech company | CEO of a tech company |
Strong vision prescription from staring at screens for too long | Strong vision prescription from staring at screens for too long |
Balding from industry stress | Balding from industry stress |
Obsessed with |
Obsessed with customer experience |
Wedding ring on incorrect finger | Wedding ring on correct finger |
thankfully eats like a normal human being | Died cause he enjoyed eating only Apple products |
as you can see, the evidence is overwhelmingly in favour of Steve "dying" from eating only fruits to becoming a new unicorn leader in the UK tech space.... would the world's smartest man in the America die from citrus???? I think not.